The biggest SEO blunder? Treating it like a one-time fix rather than an ongoing game plan. Many businesses think they can sprinkle some keywords, launch a blog, and boom—first-page glory. Wrong. SEO requires consistent effort, regular audits, and continuous optimisation. Ignoring technical SEO, buying dodgy backlinks, and neglecting content updates are all surefire ways to tank your rankings. SEO isn’t a sprint; it’s a marathon. Commit or be left behind.
Agencies claiming they’ll get you ranked #1 ‘overnight’ might as well say they can teach your goldfish to drive. Both are equally believable—and equally dangerous.
Keyword stuffing is basically the SEO version of wearing too much cologne; you think you smell fantastic, but everyone else thinks you stink.
Sending daily promo emails is like sliding into someone’s DMs every hour: you’re either super desperate or extremely bored—either way, unsubscribes are coming.
My PPC campaign had such a low CTR, I had to check if I accidentally set the audience to ‘people who hate me.’ Spoiler: That wasn’t an actual setting.
If your ad spend is burning cash faster than a pyro with a flamethrower and you still can’t see a single conversion, it might be time to fire your ‘marketing guru.’
Running PPC ads with zero targeting is like calling random phone numbers at 3 a.m. and hoping someone wants to buy your crap. Spoiler: They don’t.
Scrolling LinkedIn feels like reading self-authored obituaries: ‘RIP My Competitors, I just closed a massive deal!’ Calm down, Brad—some of us just wanted to see if you had a job opening.
If content is ‘king,’ then some blogs are the royal court jester, juggling crap no one asked for—yet wondering why the bounce rate’s sky-high.
Trying black-hat SEO is like pissing in the wind—you get a quick thrill, but end up covered in your own mess when Google penalises you.
When brands slap 25 hashtags on every social post—#WeGetIt #YouDontKnowHowHashtagsWork #Stop #NoOneCares #PlzStahp #HashtagAbuse #MyEyes #SendHelp.
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