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Scrolling LinkedIn feels like reading self-authored obituaries: ‘RIP My Competitors, I just closed a massive deal!’ Calm down, Brad – some of us just wanted to see if you had a job opening.

Thoughts about The LinkedIn Brag Brigade

Running PPC ads with zero targeting is like calling random phone numbers at 3 a.m. and hoping someone wants to buy your crap. Spoiler: They don’t.

Thoughts about Ads with No Targeting

Keyword stuffing is basically the SEO version of wearing too much cologne; you think you smell fantastic, but everyone else thinks you stink.

Thoughts about Keyword Stuffing

Sending daily promo emails is like sliding into someone’s DMs every hour: you’re either super desperate or extremely bored—either way, unsubscribes are coming.

Thoughts about Email Marketing

My PPC campaign had such a low CTR, I had to check if I accidentally set the audience to ‘people who hate me.’ Spoiler: That wasn’t an actual setting.

Thoughts about Low Click-Through Rate

If your ad spend is burning cash faster than a pyro with a flamethrower and you still can’t see a single conversion, it might be time to fire your ‘marketing guru.’

Thoughts about Bad ROI

If content is ‘king,’ then some blogs are the royal court jester, juggling crap no one asked for—yet wondering why the bounce rate’s sky-high.

Thoughts about Crap Content

Agencies claiming they’ll get you ranked #1 ‘overnight’ might as well say they can teach your goldfish to drive. Both are equally believable—and equally dangerous.

Thoughts about SEO Agencies That Promise #1 Rank

When brands slap 25 hashtags on every social post—#WeGetIt #YouDontKnowHowHashtagsWork #Stop #NoOneCares #PlzStahp #HashtagAbuse #MyEyes #SendHelp.

Thoughts about Cringy Hashtags

Trying black-hat SEO is like pissing in the wind – you get a quick thrill, but end up covered in your own mess when Google penalises you.

Thoughts about Black-Hat SEO

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

(Rude) What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Why don’t vegetarians ever argue?

(Rude) What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

Why can’t you trust stairs?

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity…

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

I used to hate facial hair…

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other?

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…

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